The Vague Definition of Liberal of New Equanimia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by New Equanimia's current leader with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.577 billion Equanimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Former New Adequatia City. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Equanimian economy, worth 617 trillion New Equanimian dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,880 New Equanimian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, air purifiers fight smoke machines on New Equanimian stage setups, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Equanimia's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Equanimia is ranked 7,335^th in the world and 73^rd in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,209.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.